Not-So-Healthy Strawberry Wine

It’s Friday, baby dolls, and I’m not fucking around. I want something that’s going to melt the troubles of the week and my panties all at once. So hold on to your knickers girls, ’cause it’s happy hour at This is why today I’m sharing my signature drink with you: my delicious strawberry wine.

This vicious sip of epicness is made by combining dry white wine (preferably cooled), a bit of sugar, and strawberries in a blender. The first sip will already warm your cheeks. Bliss.

Happy hour is all about keeping it simple. Don’t break out sweat.

What do you need?

  • 10 strawberries
  • 1 bottle of dry white wine
  • Sugar (but the amount is up to you)
  • A blender

Throw all the ingredients in the blender for about a minute or two. Pour this elixir into a chilled wine glass…and voilá!

Girls like us take a hard look at the lows in our lives and we kick the shit out of them with a whole lot of sass and creativity. This cocktail is my personal tribute to this sentiment, ’cause there’s not a single thing that can rattle your cage when you are sipping on this glorious cocktail…